Don't stop...

NATALIE is debating what to put in this damn box.

Right, so you're admitting that you don't actually have any need/reason to update your status here. You don't even have anything mundane to share with the world. All you have to share is the lack of anything to share.

Fuck me, has someone got a gun to your head saying 'update your status or die', 'just put something in the damn box'. If so, they're the worst terrorists with the worst set of demands ever, and well done for being kidnapped by them, I hope you aren't released in time for another pointless fucking update. How have you enlightened anyones world by sharing this with us?

I actually think this is the worst one I've ever seen. At least some, while ultimately frivolous, actually let people know about stuff. All this has achieved is informing me how empty your life is.

But then just a few hours later, the following happens, and the whole 'worst one ever seen' thing has to be reviewed. Because....

Polly is going to bed now.

Does Polly honestly think anyone reading that actually gives a flying one? Or has she reached a new low whereby the facebook page is treated as a pleasantly benign live in elder relative; one who should be conversed with as if he/she was sitting in the corner of the living room, in an arm chair, watching Film 08 whilst Polly goes upstairs to do her teeth put her pjs on?

I'd love to find out, and if the above is in any way representative of Pollys attitude to public domain/her life interface I probably will. Quite soon.